• Thanks for Visiting "Lock Your Bike"

    This is a specialist / niche blog about . . . uh . . . locking your bike. The clue's kinda in the title.

    I also write a more regular blog about cycling, bike culture, advocacy, and stuff, called "Do The Right Thing".

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Hahaha! Fail!

Sometimes people’s failure to lock their bike properly is just so stupid that it’s funny. Like this photo from joeandmiranda’s Creative Commons images on Flickr that I found via Bikehacks:

Oh, and just in case you’re wondering, I don’t think the bike is an Asda special with the front forks on back to front – I think the handlebars have just swivelled round while the bike was being secured by its owner…

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2 Responses

  1. Great Post! I don’t really bike much. I was wondering if there’s a way to rent a lock or something? I found this idea, but not sure if anything like it exists. http://bit.ly/9HGpMY Thanks for any info.

  2. Shows how limited your outlook is. This bike is the shameful asset/liability of a 15 year old spotty teen who can’t get mum or dad to finance a new bike. He has been busy securing his bike like this for the past 2 years with no luck. Some bikes do not want to be secured!

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